I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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