Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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