Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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