One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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