like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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