windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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