Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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