When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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