I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.