Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!