Come see our sink grown plant.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
porn star boner night. come get it.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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