Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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