Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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