just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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