Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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