It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
we're making bets on your personal life
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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