It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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