I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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