office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i dont even know how to be here
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
