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you win
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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