your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
