Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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