Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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