Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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