They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
