just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
whose parrot is this?
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I am naked and annoyed.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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