what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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