I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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