It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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