He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
