Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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