If i come over, it means nothing
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
