What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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