Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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