I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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