DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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