making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas