Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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