I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
