i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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