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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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