so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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