I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Farmville is her only friend.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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