There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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