All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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