awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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