I CAN MOONWALK!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
When are your genitals available?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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