New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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