I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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