she was so not down for the gang bang
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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