I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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