'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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