Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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