I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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