At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
do nipples grow back?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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