I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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