I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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