Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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